BRIGHTHOUSE CABLE CENSORS SG
Incompetence or Conspiracy? You Decide!
(Orlando) The Spurious George staff has occupied its new Kramerica headquarters for all of seven days now, has made 6 calls for service to the local cable company (Brighthouse Networks,) and has enjoyed approximately 1.5 days of cable service; on Monday the incompetent bastards even mistakenly turned the service off intentionally, although they later explained that this action was, like the Clinton era, a "mistake." As SG's internet access is through its cable line (dial-up is for hippies,) there was, as millions of you no doubt noticed, no patriotic post yesterday; in fact, I (Rex Kramer, Seeker of Danger) have been reduced to using the internet access of my government-owned computer just to bring you this message.
Fear not, RexHeads, for the obviously Democrat-owned cable company assures me that SG HQ will be wired by this afternoon. Of course, they said the same thing yesterday. Folks, if you want an idea of how socialized medicine would work in this country if the Howard Deans of the world had their way, look no futher than the efficiency of your local cable provider.
(Orlando) The Spurious George staff has occupied its new Kramerica headquarters for all of seven days now, has made 6 calls for service to the local cable company (Brighthouse Networks,) and has enjoyed approximately 1.5 days of cable service; on Monday the incompetent bastards even mistakenly turned the service off intentionally, although they later explained that this action was, like the Clinton era, a "mistake." As SG's internet access is through its cable line (dial-up is for hippies,) there was, as millions of you no doubt noticed, no patriotic post yesterday; in fact, I (Rex Kramer, Seeker of Danger) have been reduced to using the internet access of my government-owned computer just to bring you this message.
Fear not, RexHeads, for the obviously Democrat-owned cable company assures me that SG HQ will be wired by this afternoon. Of course, they said the same thing yesterday. Folks, if you want an idea of how socialized medicine would work in this country if the Howard Deans of the world had their way, look no futher than the efficiency of your local cable provider.
posted by Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker at Wednesday, June 28, 2006
25 Comments:
Hippies use high speed cable . . .
sometimes wireless
ps I had no trouble with my cable company, up and going in one day, perhaps it was the tye die shorts?
Capitalist bastards.
Rex...I'm surprised that an uber-patriot such as yourself would settle for anything less than DSL. Cable is for commies and pinkos--people who want to "share" their bandwidth. The ownership society, not to mention our dear leader and his data shunt at AT&T, require that you have your own line. No sharing. Somebody always gets hurt when you share.
That said, you can have my cable. The Frogette and I have been trying to get ours turned off for months now, and they just won't do it. Keep billing us too those wealth-redistributing aparachniks.
That's right...hippies use high-speed...
I am sure this is all Clinton's fault. I haven't figured out how that could be just yet, but that doesn't stop me from saying it.
Oh, and is the NY Times somehow involved?
it is not a proper dog if you can punt it
If it weren't for Gore, there wouldn't even be an Internet, and none of this would have happened. I'd also be saving $40 a month in access fees.
Democrats: if they can't tax you through the government, they'll tax you through private business.
I think the issue is your addiction to cable, Rex. Dude, go cable free. You'll live longer and be happier. You can do it. Take it one day at a time.
there may even be a 12 step program for you Rex
you could be Happy Joyous and Cable Free (well at least you seem to have the 3rd)
maybe this is God's way of telling you to become a Liberal. . .
pssst...the rumor is that the cable comapanies are owned by the liberal media TV and radio companies...
So this explains the respite of my cursed nemesis!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA No access for your sorry ass!!! Screw you, Rex Kramer!
HA HA
wait...wait...dare I say....schadenfreude????
More spiteful laughter.
and a bit more....
more....
Hi, Rex!
Will you join us in a Post for Peace on July 4? Details at my site. All are encouraged to join...the top 2 posts have information. We want to get the blogworld to work cooperatively to speak out to end the war. To avoid damaging your sterling reputation, perhaps you could blog anonymously? Thanks, Glenda
I think with the recent move and this cable problem, Rex just might be in the right frame of mind to want a little "peace".
I have Brighthouse..someone needs to frag those muthas.
Glenda, sshh! If our secret gets out, well have to read about how the Republican'ts and their hate of the NYT and cable companies. Stop the madness!
Geez, Rex. We have patriotism withdrawal.
Come back to us.
I am sorry to hear of your cable troubles... Give `em hell, Rex!
It it seems so out of character for anyone to have difficulty with their cable provider. Almost never heard of!
Rex -
Have you heard of WiFi? It's this great new thing. Kind of like electricity...
you must have went to dial up
I'm wondering if the tiny danger-seeker has made an entrance into Kramerica...if it has...my sympathies to the Mrs. cause it's hard work.
REX!!!! Still gone???
I need to experience your manliness vicariously! Come back!
Hmmm...funny how the Middle East started exploding not long after Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker, dropped out of sight.
Coincidence? I think not.
Whatever mischief you're up to, Rex, stop it right now and come home. No one believes the phony "cable trouble" cover story.
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