MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Spurious George v. 2.0 Launches!
Spurious George©, a subsidiary of Kramerica World Enterprises©, a division of the US Department of Homeland Security©, today announced the successful launch of the next generation in internet-based America-loving, Spurious George v. 2.0. While no one could have predicted how devastatingly hard it would be to create a more patriotic version of SG, project manager and former FEMA director Michael Brown believes the final result was worth the long delays and billions in federal subsidies. “The new SG home is a heckuva site,” gushed Brown, who nevertheless lamented the thousands of purebred Arabian horses who lost their lives making SG II possible.
Sadly, the birth of Spurious George, Part Deux also marks the death of the original site, as there will be no further updates at this site. SG icon Rex Kramer, while admitting a touch of nostalgia for his old haunts, rationalized that it was time to move on. “The fact is, I trashed the old place like an English death-metal band at an airport Ramada. I seriously doubt I’ll even get my deposit back.” Based in his past actions and many, many insurance clauses, Rex’s new digs were designed to be both hippie, groupie, and fire-proof. “Spurious George, the Sequel, much like President Bush’s focus on the War on Terror, is indestructible. I suspect we’ll be there for an eternity…or maybe even until the Democrats take back the White House.”
SG’s new pad, a Dude of The Blue Republic-designed original, is now open for business. If you are not immediately re-directed to that site, well, it’s probably because we lack the technological know-how necessary to pull something like that off!
P.S. In case you missed it, the new site is HERE.
Spurious George©, a subsidiary of Kramerica World Enterprises©, a division of the US Department of Homeland Security©, today announced the successful launch of the next generation in internet-based America-loving, Spurious George v. 2.0. While no one could have predicted how devastatingly hard it would be to create a more patriotic version of SG, project manager and former FEMA director Michael Brown believes the final result was worth the long delays and billions in federal subsidies. “The new SG home is a heckuva site,” gushed Brown, who nevertheless lamented the thousands of purebred Arabian horses who lost their lives making SG II possible.
Sadly, the birth of Spurious George, Part Deux also marks the death of the original site, as there will be no further updates at this site. SG icon Rex Kramer, while admitting a touch of nostalgia for his old haunts, rationalized that it was time to move on. “The fact is, I trashed the old place like an English death-metal band at an airport Ramada. I seriously doubt I’ll even get my deposit back.” Based in his past actions and many, many insurance clauses, Rex’s new digs were designed to be both hippie, groupie, and fire-proof. “Spurious George, the Sequel, much like President Bush’s focus on the War on Terror, is indestructible. I suspect we’ll be there for an eternity…or maybe even until the Democrats take back the White House.”
SG’s new pad, a Dude of The Blue Republic-designed original, is now open for business. If you are not immediately re-directed to that site, well, it’s probably because we lack the technological know-how necessary to pull something like that off!
P.S. In case you missed it, the new site is HERE.
posted by Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker at Monday, August 14, 2006
8 Comments:
OK...OK! I'm sure there is a statute somewhere about having more self-references in a blog post than there are paragraphs.
Gee...I'm not sure I can find it!
Where's the link to the new site?
Why? Moving to this new site makes as much sense as those cutnrun Defeatocrats who would leave our brave troops in the lurch and pull them out of Iraq not allowing them to stay the course, and dishonoring all those who have fallen in defense of Liberty and in defiance of Osama Bin Laden, the man behind all the WMDs that Iraq had before we so gloriously invaded with ShocknAwe to bring democracy and freedom to the grateful Iraqi people.
Why?
By the way, I love the Kool Aid pitcher. I can't imagine why it is still full. So many Americans have filled their cups from it.
Spurious George's long-overdue renovation has been, like Operation Enduring Freedom, a resounding success...costa rica fishingbut one with a few, overblown bumps in the road to sweet, sweet freedom. Like the President, however, we will stay the course. Unlike John Murtha, we will not cut and run.
http://www.fishingcostaricaexperts.com
*Democrats take back the White House*- i am curious what do they expect afterwards? growth of economy? justice?
Spurious George©, a subsidiary of Kramerica World Enterprises©, a division of the US Department of Homeland Security©,Spurious George, Costa rica toursPart Deux also marks the death of the original site, as there will be no further updates at this site.
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