Saturday, March 25, 2006

GOD LOVES RED-STATE BASKETBALL

Florida, Texas Other Jesus-Loving Schools Advance

(Minneapolis) Last night the University of Florida Gators' men's basketball team defended Jesus' honor against the ultra-blue Georgetown (Washington, DC) Hoyas to advance in the NCAA tournament. More importantly, our intrepid reporter Rex Kramer enjoyed a rejuvenating night's sleep, and will return to spread the truth of conservatism later today!

In the meantime, why not stop by The Blue Republic and learn why you should be afraid, be very afraid...always!



3 Comments:

Blogger kitty said...

The first world’s basketball champions were girls!. Seriously, and Indian girls at that.

March 25, 2006 10:23 AM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Girls basketball? Sweet Jesus! Next thing you know, they'll want us to actually count their votes!

March 25, 2006 2:48 PM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

I'm sorry Rex, but there is no question that Bu$hCo has run afoul of the Almighty since God took the opportunity yesterday to smite President Neuman's homies. (OK, UTexas isn't exactly Bush's school, but they are from Texas, and when was the last time you saw Yale in the NCAA, anyway?)

This frog's only hope now rests with George Mason. Go Patriots! And hey, shouldn't a red-stater as patriotic as you be rooting for the second largest school in the Old Dominion?

March 26, 2006 3:31 PM  

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