ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER EXCUSE
Rex Kramer's Absence Raises Questions
(Orlando) In a question once asked exclusively about Waldo, Carmen San Diego and "The Beef," the world is now wondering, "Where's Rex Kramer?" Is he in re-hab? Is he deep, deep, deep undercover? Is he marrying Angelina Jolie this weekend? The answer, SG readers, is slightly less exciting yet infinitely more patriotic; he's been attending to his primary (and only paying) occupation of Danger-Seeking Detecting! Last night, for example, Rex and his Good-Doing Goon Squad raided a seedy strip club (seriously,) where it seems that...you won't believe this...women show their private parts for money! While we can't confirm this, we here at SG believe this makes Baby Jesus cry.
In any event, after a good night's sleep, Rex has pledged to resume doling out democracy-loving diatribes at some point today. In the meantime, why not get your daily dose of Danger-Seeking over at the Blue Republic, where today you can learn if your own hometown is on God's "Smiting List."
(Orlando) In a question once asked exclusively about Waldo, Carmen San Diego and "The Beef," the world is now wondering, "Where's Rex Kramer?" Is he in re-hab? Is he deep, deep, deep undercover? Is he marrying Angelina Jolie this weekend? The answer, SG readers, is slightly less exciting yet infinitely more patriotic; he's been attending to his primary (and only paying) occupation of Danger-Seeking Detecting! Last night, for example, Rex and his Good-Doing Goon Squad raided a seedy strip club (seriously,) where it seems that...you won't believe this...women show their private parts for money! While we can't confirm this, we here at SG believe this makes Baby Jesus cry.
In any event, after a good night's sleep, Rex has pledged to resume doling out democracy-loving diatribes at some point today. In the meantime, why not get your daily dose of Danger-Seeking over at the Blue Republic, where today you can learn if your own hometown is on God's "Smiting List."
posted by Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker at Saturday, March 18, 2006
6 Comments:
Last night, for example, Rex and his Good-Doing Goon Squad raided a seedy strip club (seriously,) where it seems that...you won't believe this...women show their private parts for money!
I wish I could believe you Rex, but I need evidence. Like real evidence...photo, videos...that sort of thing. So let's seem em....pleeeeeeazzz.
...women show their private parts for money! While we can't confirm this, we here at SG believe this makes Baby Jesus cry.
Well, sure. Baby Jesus isn't old enough to get into one of these watering holes of delight.
Thank you, Mr. Kramer, from keeping America safe from the threat of exposed female genitalia. Some hippies will do anything for money.
...is their anyway I can set up my own Good Doing Goon squad?
Listen to all you MEN!
AND thanks, damned Rex, for ruining my part time job.
Hippies, let me assure you that your average strip club is no place you'd want to be (even if Lily works there.) I think I've taken about 17 showers since last night...cold ones, but still.
even though mr kramer is a danger seeker, i do so hope he covered his eyes during the raid, lest he turn into stone or is that a bone?
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