Wednesday, March 22, 2006

NEW FACE OF DEM. PARTY: CRIPPLES!

Minority Party Exploits the Handicapped

(Chicago) Somewhere, former
Senator Max Cleland (D-GA) is smiling (while still pretending to be a disabled veteran.)

Reaching a new low, the Democratic Party recruited a minority female who was allegedly injured in combat to run for the Congressional seat vacated by Republican hero Henry Hyde, then supported her campaign with illegal donations from disgraced liberal lobbyist Jack Abramoff. The result was predictable: hippie voters in über-liberal Illinois elected “multiple-amputee”
L. Tammy Duckworth to be the out-of-the-mainstream’s nominee to represent the 6th District in November’s mid-term election.

Republicans patriotically reacted with justified disgust. “My God! Have these people no shame?” rhetorically asked Karl Rove, moral compass of the GOP. “Our party would
never stoop to exploiting the war wounds of veterans for political gain! What next? Will their TV ads carry the America-hating images of flag-draped coffins?”

Unfortunately, this is not the first time the “party of no ideas” has propped up a cripple supposedly injured in battle to further their traitorous agenda. In 1996 the mainstream media assisted in duping the otherwise patriotic voters of Georgia into electing Max Cleland, a man so shameless he blew off both legs and one arms in a pathetic attempt to “earn” military credibility, to the US Senate. Thankfully six years later Cleland was exposed as a fraud (seriously…who picks up a grenade) by truth-seeker Saxby Chambliss, who ultimately returned dignity to Georgia’s Congressional delegation with his 2002 defeat of Cleland.

Even more despicable, the Democrats once foisted Bob Kerrey (D-NE,) a distant cousin and ideological brother of fellow faux-veteran John Kerry, upon the American public as a legitimate presidential candidate. Kerrey, who was awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor thanks to Kennedy-like family connections for wounds allegedly suffered in Vietnam, was exposed as a fraud prior to the pivotal 2000 elections (in which a REAL American hero was elected,) and subsequently retired in shame from the Senate.

Of course, everyone knows that the Democrats’ pathetic abuse of the handicapped began in 1936, when party media consultants highlighted FDR’s so-called polio as evidence that he was a man adept at overcoming adversity, and thus the right person to lift America out of the liberal-caused Great Depression. This hiccup in history resulted in the US entering an unprovoked war with Germany, a lesson seemingly lost on today’s generation of America-hating leftists.

Duckworth, who could become the first crippled Thai-American female who hates her country to be elected to Congress, refused to pledge that she would not support an invasion of Germany, one of our most steadfast allies in the War on Terror©.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Dude said...

Is it because Ms. Duckworth was born in Thailand that you hate her so much? You know "Thailand" means Free Land. Why do you hate their free land?

March 23, 2006 3:35 AM  
Blogger a rose is a rose said...

that last paragraph is a GEM!(the whole posting of course is wicked patriotic. it had me humming god bless america the whole time i read it)

March 23, 2006 6:05 AM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Dude: But is it as free as America? Are they the Home of the Free? I think not!

Rose: With every keystroke I make, I think of nothing else but America...and how to keep her safe from the hippie horde.

March 23, 2006 7:44 AM  
Blogger GraemeAnfinson said...

you are right. the people that represent americans in congress should be white, male and never served, (like the republicans in the white house)

March 23, 2006 12:40 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Umm, being the resident dirty hippie that I am, I just can't go there. You know how we hippie types are, all about feelings and love and such.

I have a post up today about why we need a female president. I imagine Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker (still love saying that) will have a difference of opinion with me. Sorry if the incense smoke is too strong but you know, gotta set the mood.


Peace!

March 23, 2006 2:32 PM  
Anonymous LILY BRANFORD said...

Oh, so now Patricia is your resident dirty hippie after all my hard work? Fickle patriots. I'll just drive my vw bus back to Ben and Jerry Land.

And dammit Rex, I already dealt with you and the handicapped issue when I made the heartbreaking decision to publically disclose that I am crippled and I accepted your apologies... clearly you were insincere.

March 23, 2006 7:40 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

That's why it's important that the Republicans maintain their standards. Of course it's easy for them, because they don't have anyone who has ever served their country, much less get wounded. Republicans just don't do that. It's unseemly.

March 23, 2006 8:26 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Lily, you can be my co-resident hippie. You know how we are, we believe in sharing love and peace for all. Besides I kind of like ice cream, especially after a couple of my super-duper brownies. :)
We'll use your vw-bus to spread love and whatever, all over the flower children's world of love.

March 23, 2006 8:28 PM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Graemeanfinson: Finally, you're seeing the light! Welcome to the team!

P.O.P: I will check out your America-hating post, although if the word "Hillary" is written once, you will be smited.

Lily: When has a Republican ever been insincere. I mean, do I park in your handicapped only space?

Neil: Hello? That's what the poor people are for! Was I the only one paying attention in civics class?

P.O.P: I'm all for sharing love in a van, but only when it's between two consenting adults of opposite sexes who are bound in the holy bonds of matrimony! Does this make me a hippie?

March 23, 2006 9:55 PM  
Anonymous abi said...

Rex, you forgot our most severely handicapped politician — President Bush, who happens to be mentally...um...special.

March 23, 2006 11:08 PM  
Blogger Kathy said...

Said Karl Rove, Our party would never stoop to exploiting the war wounds of veterans for political gain!

That's because the GOP might have to own up to the fact that they were responsible for the illegal war that caused those wounds.

March 24, 2006 11:40 AM  

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