FOCUS ON THE FREEDOM-HATING BLOG (Part 2)
This Week’s Target: Blognonymous!
Ed. Note: We here at Spurious George World Headquarters exist not to judge, but to educate. With that in mind, each week we will cast our judgmental-yet-educating spotlight of righteousness upon one of the more freedom-hating blogs that spread their slanderous liberal lies without fear of repercussion. In the days that follow, SG will comment daily (in a patriotic, constructive manner) at that site, as well as contact each of that site’s link…all in an effort to bring the offending blogger back to the side of America-loving! Think of it as an online intervention
(SG HQ) Enough already, Blognonymous! We beg of you…stop hating America!
From your obvious Francophile tendencies (seriously, a frog? Why not just wear a beret,) to your smarmy liberal-elite messages you leave on other blogs, to your inexplicable failure to accept President Bush’s edicts as the Word of God, everything about you screams in a crocking voice, “I live to bad-mouth my country!”
Clearly, you are beyond helping yourself, so we here at SG are here to do it for you. Over the next week we, the Rex Kramer Nation (a.k.a. “Kramerica,”) will be flooding your site with superior, pro-America messages in a heroic attempt to make you see the error of your ways. In addition, we will be contacting each and every site listed in your “links” section, both hippie and pseudo-hippie alike, and urging them to, a) coerce you into adopting a more patriotic outlook on life, and, b) stop hating America themselves.
Also, I have no doubt that the millions who visit this site will join me in this Jesus-approved endeavor. Trust me, when the RexHeads are mobilized, no one (not even the combined efforts of the Iraqi rejectionists and the marginalized Democratic Party) can stand in their way!
You’ve been warned, hippie frog!
Ed. Footnote: Those of you who maintain other hippie-sites best not feel smug…soon you too will be dragged kicking and screaming over to the Right side of the lilly pad!
Ed. Note: We here at Spurious George World Headquarters exist not to judge, but to educate. With that in mind, each week we will cast our judgmental-yet-educating spotlight of righteousness upon one of the more freedom-hating blogs that spread their slanderous liberal lies without fear of repercussion. In the days that follow, SG will comment daily (in a patriotic, constructive manner) at that site, as well as contact each of that site’s link…all in an effort to bring the offending blogger back to the side of America-loving! Think of it as an online intervention
(SG HQ) Enough already, Blognonymous! We beg of you…stop hating America!
From your obvious Francophile tendencies (seriously, a frog? Why not just wear a beret,) to your smarmy liberal-elite messages you leave on other blogs, to your inexplicable failure to accept President Bush’s edicts as the Word of God, everything about you screams in a crocking voice, “I live to bad-mouth my country!”
Clearly, you are beyond helping yourself, so we here at SG are here to do it for you. Over the next week we, the Rex Kramer Nation (a.k.a. “Kramerica,”) will be flooding your site with superior, pro-America messages in a heroic attempt to make you see the error of your ways. In addition, we will be contacting each and every site listed in your “links” section, both hippie and pseudo-hippie alike, and urging them to, a) coerce you into adopting a more patriotic outlook on life, and, b) stop hating America themselves.
Also, I have no doubt that the millions who visit this site will join me in this Jesus-approved endeavor. Trust me, when the RexHeads are mobilized, no one (not even the combined efforts of the Iraqi rejectionists and the marginalized Democratic Party) can stand in their way!
You’ve been warned, hippie frog!
Ed. Footnote: Those of you who maintain other hippie-sites best not feel smug…soon you too will be dragged kicking and screaming over to the Right side of the lilly pad!
posted by Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker at Sunday, April 30, 2006
20 Comments:
Better watch out, Kramer. That hippie frog has an army of his own.
yes, I have seen Kvatch's army at work. This should be a great showdown
Everytime I've posted a comment there, his response has been so condescending, like I'm an airhead who doesn't know what I'm talking about!
Kramer- you've been warned! You are messing with the wrong bulbuous eyed francophile amphibian! He'll probably throw incense and hemp at you now.
Please don't focus on me, I love America-it's evil!
He's where? At Lilly's pad? Never mind I see small L lilly pad.
You say frog legs and escargot
He's trying to get away:
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.frogsonice.com/froggy/images/redfrog.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.frogsonice.com/froggy/images-6.shtml&h=450&w=540&sz=291&tbnid=A6Yz5MMqVtimsM:&tbnh=108&tbnw=130&hl=en&start=5&prev=/images%3Fq%3DPoison%2BArrow%2BFrog%26svnum%3D30%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26rls%3DGGLD,GGLD:2004-42,GGLD:en
Rex you better get over to blognonymous. You're not going to believe your freedom loving eyes.
Great Rex, now look at what your pressure has done to my friend frog. He's gone STARK FROGGING MAD!
You're shameless. But then again, we didn't see Blogenfreude roll over and become America's bitch...
Rex Kramer what have you done?! That frog has wrapped himself in the flag and won't come out. I blame YOU
Folks, as you can all see, the Frog is in a better place now (the America-loving place!) I'd take credit for his magnificent transformation, but...aw, what the hell? I WILL take credit for it!
Rex, you better leave him alone. When you pick up a frog the first thing they do is pee on your hand. Not a nice experience
But then again, we didn't see Blogenfreude roll over and become America's bitch...
You'll survive Kvatch ... just cut-and-paste a couple Colbert quotes into your posts and his comments and he'll go away.
Is that how you do it, Blogenfreude?
Rex the frog has even redone his commie template. Wait-maybe he has a frogcrush?
vive a la grenouille de hippie!!
"Ed. Footnote: Those of you who maintain other hippie-sites best not feel smug…soon you too will be dragged kicking and screaming over to the Right side of the lilly pad!"
Oooh! Ooooh!!! Me next, me next!!
I regularly refer to local Republican elected officials as "sock puppets," "flying monkeys," and "lickspittle minions." That should count for something, right?
Poor Kvatch... God's (the man who brought you the fart) wrath will rain down.
Kvatch, some of us are with you...well, not to the death, but, you know, pretty far.
"Kvatch, some of us are with you...well, not to the death, but, you know, pretty far."
Maybe to the really painful bruising?
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