No Patriotism For You!
Come Back Tomorrow!
On Rex Kramer's To-Do List Tonight:
1) Write another masterpiece for The Blue Republic.
2) De-clutter the Kramerica Kompound (this historic monument goes on the market on Monday.)
3) Pay attention to the wee Danger-Seeking Daughters (but not too much, lest they be spoiled,) and possibly even feed them.
4) Pray to the Temple of the Freedom-Loving Jesus that the next Danger-Seeking child is a boy.
5) Continue to love America...more than you.
Sadly, this exhaustive list leaves Rex little time to preach to the patriotism-deficient.
posted by Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker at Thursday, April 27, 2006
7 Comments:
It's okay, Mr. Kramer! Sometimes just seeing all that beautiful red, white and blue you have prominently displayed is all a good Christian girl needs to recharge her patriotism!
Selling your house you mean? Wanna swap? You can live up north and freeze your ass off all the time while I enjoy the hurricanes?
Can't wait for your Blue Republic Masterpiece, never miss it. Unless walking on crutches makes me too tired...
This is why the right can never win. We leftist tree-hugging (I am a tree-frog after all) hippies never tire. You cannot defeat us.
The wellspring of snark overflows, and we drink daily. Muwwwwhahahahahahaha!
and i will be casting all sorts of spells tomorrow that the next danger-seeking child is once again a grrrl-child!
While the Danger Seeker is away, the tree hugger hippies will play.
Play??? Oh we play anyway despite the fact that he points his gun at us and scowls.
Heh heh...tree hugging rocks.
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