Thursday, April 27, 2006

No Patriotism For You!


Come Back Tomorrow!

On Rex Kramer's To-Do List Tonight:

1) Write another masterpiece for The Blue Republic.

2) De-clutter the Kramerica Kompound (this historic monument goes on the market on Monday.)

3) Pay attention to the wee Danger-Seeking Daughters (but not too much, lest they be spoiled,) and possibly even feed them.

4) Pray to the Temple of the Freedom-Loving Jesus that the next Danger-Seeking child is a boy.

5) Continue to love America...more than you.

Sadly, this exhaustive list leaves Rex little time to preach to the patriotism-deficient.

7 Comments:

Blogger Carrie Oakey said...

It's okay, Mr. Kramer! Sometimes just seeing all that beautiful red, white and blue you have prominently displayed is all a good Christian girl needs to recharge her patriotism!

April 27, 2006 10:29 PM  
Anonymous Elizabeth Branford said...

Selling your house you mean? Wanna swap? You can live up north and freeze your ass off all the time while I enjoy the hurricanes?

Can't wait for your Blue Republic Masterpiece, never miss it. Unless walking on crutches makes me too tired...

April 28, 2006 12:06 AM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

This is why the right can never win. We leftist tree-hugging (I am a tree-frog after all) hippies never tire. You cannot defeat us.

The wellspring of snark overflows, and we drink daily. Muwwwwhahahahahahaha!

April 28, 2006 1:58 AM  
Blogger a rose is a rose said...

and i will be casting all sorts of spells tomorrow that the next danger-seeking child is once again a grrrl-child!

April 28, 2006 6:15 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

While the Danger Seeker is away, the tree hugger hippies will play.

April 28, 2006 1:20 PM  
Anonymous Siren said...

Play??? Oh we play anyway despite the fact that he points his gun at us and scowls.

April 28, 2006 11:10 PM  
Blogger sumo said...

Heh heh...tree hugging rocks.

April 29, 2006 2:54 AM  

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