WEEKEND WITHOUT WONK
Rex Takes Time to Smell the (Eleven) Roses
Saturday marks eleven years of man-woman marriage (the only kind that gets the Baby Jesus’ stamp of eternal approval) for Rex and Mrs. Danger-Seeker…and yes, that means he got married when he was 18 (as far as you know.) Thus, he will be taking this weekend off and properly celebrating with his equally twenty-nine-esque year old wife. RexHeads©…and America…you’ll just have to love America without his help until Monday.
Ed. Note: Can’t get through an entire weekend without a red, white and blue dose of Rex? Then check out Saturday’s The Blue Republic! No, seriously, go now!
Saturday marks eleven years of man-woman marriage (the only kind that gets the Baby Jesus’ stamp of eternal approval) for Rex and Mrs. Danger-Seeker…and yes, that means he got married when he was 18 (as far as you know.) Thus, he will be taking this weekend off and properly celebrating with his equally twenty-nine-esque year old wife. RexHeads©…and America…you’ll just have to love America without his help until Monday.
Ed. Note: Can’t get through an entire weekend without a red, white and blue dose of Rex? Then check out Saturday’s The Blue Republic! No, seriously, go now!
posted by Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker at Friday, May 19, 2006
11 Comments:
Congratulations on pleasing jesus for eleven years. Enjoy your weekend with Mrs Danger Seeker!
Congratulations on being married for Eleven, indeed a milestone- whether geesus says so or not.....Have a wonderful celebratory weekend....
Congratulations. Celebrate like crazy — make the Baby Jesus blush.
Thanks, all, for your kind words. As you may know, the 11th anniversary is known as the "attend a daughter's soccer game, shop all afternoon for a new house, maybe have a nice meal at an overrated seafood restaurant and then catch something on HBO" anniversary. Well, I don't mean to brag, but we nailed everything on that list!
I've never been any good at pleasing Jesus but I commend you for your diligence in trying.
Good for you.
And like I keep telling you, you must stop enabling people by spoon feeding them proper ideology. Its coddle-wonkery!
Congrats, Mr. Danger Seeker on 11 years of heterosexual marriage the way God Almighty intended.
Love,
Your Favorite Heathen
Wait a minute....didn't you just have an anniversary???? Is this some kind of scam or something? If it works...get back to me.
I'm sure that the eleventh is "Smith & Wesson" anniversary. So head right out and get Mrs. Danger Seeker that little "home protector" that she so richly deserves.
And BTW...many more years of wedded bliss to you and the Mrs.
Dude that was his BIRTHDAY.
Unless you callously refer to his sobriety.
congrats.....
Happy Anniversary ... you should treat yourself to a Dixie Chicks CD ...
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