Friday, May 19, 2006


Rex Takes Time to Smell the (Eleven) Roses

Saturday marks eleven years of man-woman marriage (the only kind that gets the Baby Jesus’ stamp of eternal approval) for Rex and Mrs. Danger-Seeker…and yes, that means he got married when he was 18 (as far as you know.) Thus, he will be taking this weekend off and properly celebrating with his equally twenty-nine-esque year old wife. RexHeads©…and America…you’ll just have to love America without his help until Monday.

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Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Congratulations on pleasing jesus for eleven years. Enjoy your weekend with Mrs Danger Seeker!

May 20, 2006 5:23 AM  
Blogger enigma4ever said...

Congratulations on being married for Eleven, indeed a milestone- whether geesus says so or not.....Have a wonderful celebratory weekend....

May 20, 2006 1:09 PM  
Anonymous abi said...

Congratulations. Celebrate like crazy — make the Baby Jesus blush.

May 20, 2006 2:16 PM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Thanks, all, for your kind words. As you may know, the 11th anniversary is known as the "attend a daughter's soccer game, shop all afternoon for a new house, maybe have a nice meal at an overrated seafood restaurant and then catch something on HBO" anniversary. Well, I don't mean to brag, but we nailed everything on that list!

May 21, 2006 12:15 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth Branford said...

I've never been any good at pleasing Jesus but I commend you for your diligence in trying.

Good for you.

And like I keep telling you, you must stop enabling people by spoon feeding them proper ideology. Its coddle-wonkery!

May 21, 2006 9:46 AM  
Blogger PTCruiser said...

Congrats, Mr. Danger Seeker on 11 years of heterosexual marriage the way God Almighty intended.

Your Favorite Heathen

May 21, 2006 6:35 PM  
Anonymous Dude said...

Wait a minute....didn't you just have an anniversary???? Is this some kind of scam or something? If it works...get back to me.

May 21, 2006 8:53 PM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

I'm sure that the eleventh is "Smith & Wesson" anniversary. So head right out and get Mrs. Danger Seeker that little "home protector" that she so richly deserves.

And BTW...many more years of wedded bliss to you and the Mrs.

May 21, 2006 9:15 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth Branford said...

Dude that was his BIRTHDAY.

Unless you callously refer to his sobriety.

May 22, 2006 9:29 AM  
Blogger Mary said...


May 22, 2006 2:02 PM  
Blogger Blogenfreude said...

Happy Anniversary ... you should treat yourself to a Dixie Chicks CD ...

May 22, 2006 4:35 PM  

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