AL GORE’S NAZI LEANINGS EXPOSED!

“An Inconvenient Truth” Goebbels-esque Propaganda

(Nashville) Quick! Can you name the former megalomaniac Vice President who was intolerant of other religious faiths, believed that white people alone deserved to live, and who was bent on world domination? Technically, the correct answer would be “Richard Nixon,” but the far more shocking and thus more news-worthy answer is Al Gore! Gore, who it now seems invented the internet as a means of disseminating his twisted theories of hate, had his true character revealed this week by world-famous Nazi hunter Glenn Beck. Beck made the discovery while watching Gore’s latest piece of fiction schlock, An Inconvenient Truth, a propaganda piece that would’ve made Josef Goebbels proud. “It’s like Hitler. Hitler said a little bit of truth, and then he mixed in ‘and it’s the Jews’ fault.’ That’s where things get a little troublesome, and that’s exactly what’s happening* (in An Inconvenient Truth.)”

Although Gore’s film is doing about as well as the Dixie Chicks’ tour of the Bible Belt, patriots such as Beck fear that the film’s message could have a profound effect on the weak-minded, which, as only liberals would even consider paying to hear Al Gore drone on, would constitute 100% of the audience. “If Adolph Hitler had been born the son of a US Senator, attended exclusive private schools, and narrowly won the Presidency, he’d be Al Gore,” reasonably accused Beck. “As a persecuted white German-American male, this terrifies me.”

Shortly after Beck’s exposure of Gore as a Jew-hating fascist, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced that the former Vice President had been the subject of a five year-long investigation aimed at uncovering the source of his anti-Americanism. “Through necessary and completely legal wiretapping of Mr. Gore’s phones, we have learned that he is a card-carrying member of the ACLU, which we believe is the notorious Aryan Concerned about Lesser Under-classes.” Gonzales expressed his regret that, unlike Germany, the United States has no law against denying the Holocaust. “However, it is against the law to claim that you invented the Holocaust, which we’re sure Herr Gore will do eventually.”

When informed of the news, even long-time associates of Gore’s expressed little shock. “Sure, he brought me onto the ticket 2000, but it was clear to me right from the start that he was an anti-Semite,” reminisced Senator Joe Lieberman (D-CT,) who despite being a Democrat, only slightly hates America. “I mean, when he asked me to be his running mate, he said that together we’d be the ‘final solution’ for America.” Lieberman also stated that during the campaign Gore once disappeared for weeks; only later did he learn that the Vice President had invaded Poland.

*-Actual Quote