Saturday, June 10, 2006


“An Inconvenient Truth” Goebbels-esque Propaganda

(Nashville) Quick! Can you name the former megalomaniac Vice President who was intolerant of other religious faiths, believed that white people alone deserved to live, and who was bent on world domination? Technically, the correct answer would be “Richard Nixon,” but the far more shocking and thus more news-worthy answer is Al Gore! Gore, who it now seems invented the internet as a means of disseminating his twisted theories of hate, had his true character revealed this week by world-famous Nazi hunter Glenn Beck. Beck made the discovery while watching Gore’s latest piece of fiction schlock,
An Inconvenient Truth, a propaganda piece that would’ve made Josef Goebbels proud. “It’s like Hitler. Hitler said a little bit of truth, and then he mixed in ‘and it’s the Jews’ fault.’ That’s where things get a little troublesome, and that’s exactly what’s happening* (in An Inconvenient Truth.)”

Although Gore’s film is doing about as well as the Dixie Chicks’ tour of the Bible Belt, patriots such as Beck fear that the film’s message could have a profound effect on the weak-minded, which, as only liberals would even consider paying to hear Al Gore drone on, would constitute 100% of the audience. “If Adolph Hitler had been born the son of a US Senator, attended exclusive private schools, and narrowly won the Presidency, he’d be Al Gore,” reasonably accused Beck. “As a persecuted white German-American male, this terrifies me.”

Shortly after Beck’s exposure of Gore as a Jew-hating fascist, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced that the former Vice President had been the subject of a five year-long investigation aimed at uncovering the source of his anti-Americanism. “Through necessary and completely legal wiretapping of Mr. Gore’s phones, we have learned that he is a card-carrying member of the ACLU, which we believe is the notorious Aryan Concerned about Lesser Under-classes.” Gonzales expressed his regret that, unlike Germany, the United States has no law against denying the Holocaust. “However, it is against the law to claim that you invented the Holocaust, which we’re sure Herr Gore will do eventually.”

When informed of the news, even long-time associates of Gore’s expressed little shock. “Sure, he brought me onto the ticket 2000, but it was clear to me right from the start that he was an anti-Semite,” reminisced Senator Joe Lieberman (D-CT,) who despite being a Democrat, only slightly hates America. “I mean, when he asked me to be his running mate, he said that together we’d be the ‘final solution’ for America.” Lieberman also stated that during the campaign Gore once disappeared for weeks; only later did he learn that the Vice President had invaded Poland.

*-Actual Quote


Blogger Carrie Oakey said...

Well, I think that Al Bore probably "invented" global warming as a way to deny Americans their God-Given right to drive SUVs and limosines. Plus the way he pretends to "like" the Jews, even most of the Jews don't like the Jews, who's he trying to kid?

June 11, 2006 12:09 AM  
Anonymous abi said...

Be nice to Al, Rex. He's going to be your next president. And Lieberman is going to hate America a whole lot more once he becomes the former Senator from Connecticut.

June 11, 2006 1:47 AM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Carrie: When Gore brought Lieberman onto the ticket, he was clearly attempting to persuade those who knew his true character that he wasn't an anti-Semite. As we all know from our Bible studies, however, the anti-christ is a deceiver.

Abi: Our next President? Please. My friends at Diebold tell me the code that will prevent that from happening was installed on every voting machine back in 2000!

June 11, 2006 8:57 AM  
Anonymous gordo said...

One can only imagine the fighting that goes on inside Gore's head, as the Commie half desperately tries to hold off the Nazi half's invasion.

Right now, it looks like the Nazi neurons are winning, but you never know when the tide will turn. The Communist portions of Gore's brain have fought more fiercely than anyone coud have imagined -- Pituitarigrad was under siege for 900 days before finally succumbing.

June 11, 2006 11:08 AM  
Blogger David Schantz said...

gordo, What might be going on inside Gore's head frightens me.

God Bless America, God Save The Republic.

June 11, 2006 12:55 PM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Gordo: In addition to the major parties jockeying for philisophical superiority inside Gore's gourd, there are other fringe sects struggling to have their voices heard. Among these are Nihlism, Pessimism, and Bat-Shit-Insanism.

David: God will always bless America, but as far as the Republic goes, we're on our own.

June 11, 2006 2:04 PM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

Dream tickets: They're coming for ya pork chop...

Goreteddy - Gore and Kennedy
Gorky - Gore and (Kennedy...again...or someone from Kentucky)
GoreTex - Gore and Ann Richards
Gorebachev - Speaks for itself
Goremet - Gore and Emeril Lagasse (BAM! POW!)

June 11, 2006 8:23 PM  

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