Monday, January 16, 2006

!!! BREAKING NEWS ALERT !!!

MLK Exposed As Closet Conservative

(Developing Story) As the MLK Day festivities wound down, the crack Spurious George research team discovered that Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr was in fact a deeply-committed conservative, dedicated, and rightly so, to the defeat of secular liberalism. While we here would like to take credit for this obvious revelation, we must acknowledge the patriotic folks at the
Heritage Foundation for their introspective look at King's true political leanings.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Dude said...

Fascinating reading, I understand The Heritage Foundation will soon be publishing an article titled: “Gandhi’s Secret Plan to Bomb Iraq”.

January 16, 2006 10:54 PM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Oh, I can assure you that Ben Kingsley is on board for the big win in Iran. Did you not see him in "House of Sand and Fog?" Playing a former Iranian colonel, he practically seethes hatred for the mullahs!

January 16, 2006 11:13 PM  
Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

you didn't see the one where mother teresa was investigated by the sec?

January 16, 2006 11:16 PM  
Anonymous monicalewinsky said...

Did you see the "Buddhists Gone Wild" dvd yet???

January 16, 2006 11:34 PM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

I have no idea why the Southeastern Conference would have any interest in Mother Teresa. I mean, from the scouting reports I've read, her time in the 40 was putrid and she can't even bench her weight in rosaries.

As for those Buddhists, I have it on good authority that the Dhali Lama is "going commando" under that robe. Yeah, that's right. Just TRY and get that image out of your head!

Thankya, thankyaverymuch. I'll be here all week. Remember to tip your waitress.

January 16, 2006 11:46 PM  
Blogger vanx said...

Aren't these the folks who found King's beliefs profoundly communist back in the day?

January 17, 2006 12:01 AM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Nah, that was Hoover's boys serving under Kennedy and LBJ, who of course only tolerated the FBI director's cross-dressing as long as he quashed MLK's right-leaning philosophy.

Gosh, am I the only one who knows American history? :)

January 17, 2006 12:12 AM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

That's true. He was actually a conservative fundamentalist who believed in all that Jesus crap.

January 17, 2006 1:50 AM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

As for those Buddhists, I have it on good authority that the Dhali Lama is "going commando" under that robe. Yeah, that's right. Just TRY and get that image out of your head!

Well that spoiled my breakfast. Eeeewwwww!

January 17, 2006 12:11 PM  
Anonymous abi said...

Man, I read the subhead and thought, this is stuff you can't even make up -- not even Rex -- and incredibly enough, it's true.

So thanks to the Heritage Foundation, the truth about MLK's assassination can now be told. The hit was actually a conspiracy led by Robert Kennedy and Eugene McCarthy because the conservative King was hurting the liberal cause.

January 17, 2006 1:09 PM  

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