Thursday, January 26, 2006


(Washington) In a sad attempt to prove how out-of-the-mainstream he truly is, Senator "Hanoi John" Kerry has called for a treasonous, and probably illegal, fillibuster of Christian soldier Samuel Alito's well-earned Supreme Court nomination. The faux Vietnam veteran has gone so far as to call for all eleven or so people who voted for him in 2004 to contact fellow Jesus-hating Democratic Senators and demand that they follow him in this fool's errand.

Spurious George calls on its' readers to react by contacting their more patriotic representatives and urge them to use the "nuclear option" to quash this mutiny against the able captainship of the Good Ship America. Let's face it, people...conventional weapons are for pussies.


Blogger Adorable Girlfriend said...

Now Rex, whether you love or hate him, Kerry is a Vietnam Vet. A bunch of grumpy old vets cannot take that away from him.

January 26, 2006 11:52 PM  
Blogger Neil Shakespeare said...

Do our armed forces have individual 'nuclear bullets', similar to the 'silver bullet' used by Tonto to kill the Lone Ranger? I believe this sort of 'limited nuclear engagement' would be the way to go, thus protecting innocent civilians, supposing there IS such a thing as an 'innocent civilian'. Of course if we could get them all to stand in one place then conventional nukes would be just fine.

January 27, 2006 1:28 AM  
Anonymous Dude said...

Honestly Rex, the most partriot representative I can think of is Duke Cunningham - but I think he's in jail. Maybe I'll give Bob Ney a call (before it's too late).

January 27, 2006 1:58 AM  
Anonymous RichM said...

Neil, I think the closest stuff we now have in the arsenal is a 30mm depleted uranium round. That is the one all of the wusses afraid of cancer are all concerned about. That nuclear option sounds good though. Nuke'm till they glow then shoot them in the dark.

January 27, 2006 2:20 AM  
Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

11 people? 4 in chicago were dead.

January 27, 2006 7:45 AM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

With coffee in hand and America on my mind, I write...

Adorable: As a grumpy old vet, I know a "PX soldier" when I see one.

Neil: I like your thinking, but I noted one error in your rationale. It was Tonto, not the Lone Ranger, who was felled by the Coors Silver Bullet. My good pal Jack Abramoff tells me the red man just can't hold his liquor. Sad, really.

Dude:Unfortunately, Ney's not taking calls these days. He'll meet face-to-face...once you've been patted down for a wire, of course.

RichM: "Operation Green Pig," already underway, is irradiating drinking water in Sunni areas of Iraq for just that purpose (you didn't hear that from me.)

Rev. Billy Bob: I'm sure you're right, but I was just trying to do the Christian thing and spare John Kerry's feelings. I mean, when you lose by 40+ million votes, the world must look a little dark.

January 27, 2006 8:30 AM  
Blogger michael the tubthumper said...

especially when you lose to a congenital idiot

January 27, 2006 8:50 AM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

"Nuclear option," ...balls! Let's nuke the headquarters of Heinz and Beacon Hill. That'll show them pinkos.

January 27, 2006 11:38 AM  
Anonymous Lily, congenital bitch supposedly said...

Now now, did Heinz not get sold to Del Monte??? Don't misappropriate your nukes....

January 27, 2006 8:20 PM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Sipping a cold beer of freedom, I write...

Michael: Is "congenital" a synonym for "American?" I only ask because we patriots find Green Day's "American Idiot" quite a catchy tune.

kvatch & lily: Let's not forget that Heinz' former CEO was a good Republican senator...before he was murdered in cold ketchup by that bitch Teresa!

January 27, 2006 8:25 PM  

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