PATRIOTISM, INTERRUPTED
Duty Calls, Rex Kramer Answers!
(Orlando) Patriots who regularly absorb every word of this column as if it were the word of God no doubt have noticed that Rex Kramer's daily and dead-on debunking of the liberal propaganda machine has been absent these past few days. On his behalf we apologize, although it should be noted that he has been wholly consumed, since this past Saturday night, in his daytime duties as a Danger Detective, with his most recent crusade against the forces of evil.
Fear not, RexHeads, your hero has not abandoned you! Rex assures us that the evil-doers will be brought to justice soon, and that he will soon thereafter resume his duty to you, his freedom-craving fanbase.
This Saturday at the latest. Hopefully. Maybe.
(Orlando) Patriots who regularly absorb every word of this column as if it were the word of God no doubt have noticed that Rex Kramer's daily and dead-on debunking of the liberal propaganda machine has been absent these past few days. On his behalf we apologize, although it should be noted that he has been wholly consumed, since this past Saturday night, in his daytime duties as a Danger Detective, with his most recent crusade against the forces of evil.
Fear not, RexHeads, your hero has not abandoned you! Rex assures us that the evil-doers will be brought to justice soon, and that he will soon thereafter resume his duty to you, his freedom-craving fanbase.
This Saturday at the latest. Hopefully. Maybe.
posted by Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker at Wednesday, April 12, 2006
7 Comments:
Hurry Rex, i needs my fix. The hippies gain confidence every moment you deprive us (by us I mean Americans) of our daily dose of nationalism, err i mean patriotism
i was JUST getting ready to deputize a posse to come a lookin' for ya my own self! see, i got a little private dick in ME too
(but i am SO glad you're fine. i can't help it, i worry)
Well rose, as long as it's "private".
Could it be that Mrs Danger Seeker is having a baby danger seeker about this time?
i am not buying it. somebody, perhaps kos, has pulled a black-bag job on him and hi0jacked his site. doesn't anybody care?
Blah blah quackity quack ...
I want my money back.
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