YE HAVE NOT BEEN ABANDONED!

Absent SG Reporter Leaves You with Patriotic Tidbits

Ed. Note: We here at SG greatly appreciate the work Rex Kramer does for us (and America,) and appreciate it even more that he does it gratis. Thus, we understand it when, such as the past 2 days, his full-time job of Danger-Seeking Detecting interferes with his passion for spreading patriotism. Still, from the front lines Rex sent these morsels of information to keep you, his beloved Rexheads©, until his promised return tomorrow.

Hippie-tainment: Hippies tired of a day spent playing Frisbee-golf and kicking a hackie-sack can now kick back with their bongs and bags of Doritos while playing the game that is sweeping that nation’s VW buses, “From Space with Love!” Flag-burning players of this game control a flying saucer that beams up God-fearing soldiers and transforms them into…hippies!

Reptile-tainment: Are you as excited as I am about the coming release of the blockbuster “Snakes on a Plane?” Finally, a movie title than honestly describes the plot (I originally assumed “Brokeback Mountain” was the sequel to Clint Eastwood’s “Hamburger Hill.”) Until the August 18th premier date, you can get your SoaP fix at Snakes on a Blog (Samuel L. Jackson says, “Bookmark it now, motherfuc*er!”)

Bored-tainment: If SoaP is truth in advertising, the “Strip Generator” is anything but. Turns out, it has nothing to do with Pamela Anderson and everything to do with making your own online comic strip. Bastards.

Ed. Footnote: Rex gets back to the art of America-loving tomorrow with his regular post here, as well as his weekly masterpiece at The Blue Republic.