Friday, April 07, 2006

YE HAVE NOT BEEN ABANDONED!

Absent SG Reporter Leaves You with Patriotic Tidbits

Ed. Note: We here at SG greatly appreciate the work Rex Kramer does for us (and America,) and appreciate it even more that he does it gratis. Thus, we understand it when, such as the past 2 days, his full-time job of Danger-Seeking Detecting interferes with his passion for spreading patriotism. Still, from the front lines Rex sent these morsels of information to keep you, his beloved Rexheads©, until his promised return tomorrow.

Hippie-tainment: Hippies tired of a day spent playing Frisbee-golf and kicking a hackie-sack can now kick back with their bongs and bags of Doritos while playing the game that is sweeping that nation’s VW buses, “
From Space with Love!” Flag-burning players of this game control a flying saucer that beams up God-fearing soldiers and transforms them into…hippies!

Reptile-tainment: Are you as excited as I am about the coming release of the blockbuster “
Snakes on a Plane?” Finally, a movie title than honestly describes the plot (I originally assumed “Brokeback Mountain” was the sequel to Clint Eastwood’s “Hamburger Hill.”) Until the August 18th premier date, you can get your SoaP fix at Snakes on a Blog (Samuel L. Jackson says, “Bookmark it now, motherfuc*er!”)

Bored-tainment: If SoaP is truth in advertising, the “
Strip Generator” is anything but. Turns out, it has nothing to do with Pamela Anderson and everything to do with making your own online comic strip. Bastards.

Ed. Footnote: Rex gets back to the art of America-loving tomorrow with his regular post here, as well as his weekly masterpiece at
The Blue Republic.

24 Comments:

Blogger GraemeAnfinson said...

ooooh, i can't wait for snakes on a plane. i heard they went back and cut a scene, just so sam could say motherfucker. now that is awesome

April 08, 2006 2:18 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Dude, I'm busy stringing beads and relighting the incense. I have darts to throw at the dartboard with the picture of the president on it. I haven't got time to mess around with this stuff that you reference.

April 08, 2006 6:00 AM  
Blogger a rose is a rose said...

i STILL say i SAW mr kramer, danger seeker and he was wearing BIRKENSTOCKS.

i believe i smelled patchouli oil as well

come out of the closet

April 08, 2006 10:40 AM  
Blogger Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker said...

Graem: Not only that, but they tossed in more gratuitous nudity and violence! Is this a great country or what?

P.O.P: Sometimes, you have to take a moment to smell the (red, white and blue) roses.

Rose: Birkenstocks? While they look comfy, they tend to clash with the suits that we working conservatives must wear!

April 08, 2006 1:51 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth Branford said...

Influx, eh? Don't become my unwitting nemesis, Kramer. Don't tell anyone that I am keeping Dude in my basement in an earthen hole while I usurp his hippie monopoly.

It puts the Kool-Aid in the basket.

I too think I saw you in Birkenstocks.

LADIES Birkenstocks bought off QVC!!! Rose wouldn't lie.

April 08, 2006 2:42 PM  
Blogger Blogenfreude said...

A lame excuse for failing to stop Agitprop.

Oh, and did you hear Kramer? Your Dear Leader wants to nuke Iran! More American-hating at Agitprop.

April 08, 2006 3:12 PM  
Anonymous Hippie Aeonflux said...

Blogenfreude is taunting you...

April 08, 2006 4:09 PM  
Blogger sumo said...

Yeah...Danger Seeker...Blogenfreude is definitely tauting you...have you given it your best shot yet? They may have seen you in Birkenstocks...but I know I saw you with Pooka Beads and a head band on.

April 09, 2006 2:31 AM  
Blogger Lew Scannon said...

Wow! I got to level 3 on From Space With Love until my kids came in and took over the computer so they could play. Then all they wanted know was how you shoot the hippies.

April 09, 2006 10:38 AM  
Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

maybe they have rex in gitmo now that i am out. that's what is really going on.

April 09, 2006 12:16 PM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Rex is most likely with Tom Delay. He's soothing DeLay's pain as Tom sobs over his pending prison sentence.

April 09, 2006 12:26 PM  
Blogger Kvatch said...

When I heard about "Snakes on a Plane" I thought that it was one of those cheesy weekend SciFi Channel flicks that they seem to keep cranking out. But now that I know that it's a major motion picture release, I must see it. Higher production values, you know.

April 09, 2006 2:45 PM  
Anonymous Elizabeth Lily Branford said...

Please tell Rex Kramer Happy Birthday if you happen to see him consoling his dear friend DeLay.

Really- he is much loved despite his Fox-newsish hysteria.

April 09, 2006 6:24 PM  
Blogger Troll Watcher said...

You mean Rex wasn't born on the fourth of July?

April 09, 2006 9:48 PM  
Blogger Gun-Toting Liberal said...

This guy in tiedie Birkenstocks???

What a visual! lol.

Blog ON, Rex, m'man...

April 09, 2006 11:53 PM  
Anonymous Dude said...

Happy Birthday Rex Kramer. May you enjoy many more. What? I like the guy.

April 10, 2006 2:10 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Hey Rex, if today (April 10) is your birthday, you share a birthday with a nasty hippie........ME
So Happy Birthday Mr. Danger Seeker!

Sending you red, white, and blue birthday kisses right on your left cheek

:)

April 10, 2006 8:06 AM  
Blogger rev. billy bob gisher ©2005 said...

good morning and this is Walter Crankshaft....

were here with you on day three of Rex's disappearance....

April 10, 2006 11:33 AM  
Blogger a rose is a rose said...

so where the heck are ye?

April 11, 2006 6:08 AM  
Blogger michael the tubthumper said...

the hippietainmnt is hilarious

April 11, 2006 6:30 AM  
Blogger michael the tubthumper said...

the hippietainmnt is hilarious

April 11, 2006 6:31 AM  
Blogger pissed off patricia said...

Did you by any chance go on a hunting trip this weekend with Dick Cheney?

April 11, 2006 11:49 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth Branford said...

Oh Wingnut, where art though????


The forums are overrun by unwashed dissidents!!!

April 11, 2006 11:37 PM  
Anonymous RichM said...

I guess it is time we put Rex in for a pay raise, hell just double what he is making now. Never let it be said about us that we are cheap skates.

April 12, 2006 8:37 AM  

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