FOCUS ON THE FREEDOM-HATING BLOG (Part 2)
Ed. Note: We here at Spurious George World Headquarters exist not to judge, but to educate. With that in mind, each week we will cast our judgmental-yet-educating spotlight of righteousness upon one of the more freedom-hating blogs that spread their slanderous liberal lies without fear of repercussion. In the days that follow, SG will comment daily (in a patriotic, constructive manner) at that site, as well as contact each of that site’s link…all in an effort to bring the offending blogger back to the side of America-loving! Think of it as an online intervention
(SG HQ) Enough already, Blognonymous! We beg of you…stop hating America!
From your obvious Francophile tendencies (seriously, a frog? Why not just wear a beret,) to your smarmy liberal-elite messages you leave on other blogs, to your inexplicable failure to accept President Bush’s edicts as the Word of God, everything about you screams in a crocking voice, “I live to bad-mouth my country!”
Clearly, you are beyond helping yourself, so we here at SG are here to do it for you. Over the next week we, the Rex Kramer Nation (a.k.a. “Kramerica,”) will be flooding your site with superior, pro-America messages in a heroic attempt to make you see the error of your ways. In addition, we will be contacting each and every site listed in your “links” section, both hippie and pseudo-hippie alike, and urging them to, a) coerce you into adopting a more patriotic outlook on life, and, b) stop hating America themselves.
Also, I have no doubt that the millions who visit this site will join me in this Jesus-approved endeavor. Trust me, when the RexHeads are mobilized, no one (not even the combined efforts of the Iraqi rejectionists and the marginalized Democratic Party) can stand in their way!
You’ve been warned, hippie frog!
Ed. Footnote: Those of you who maintain other hippie-sites best not feel smug…soon you too will be dragged kicking and screaming over to the Right side of the lilly pad!